In Annie Proulx’s short story Brokeback Mountain, the two main characters share a post-coital cigarette in a motel room and discuss their future. Jack Twist (played by Jake Gyllenhaal in the film) is the idealist of the pair, throwing out every possible suggestion for the two to leave their wives and set up shop together. Ennis del Mar (played by the late Heath Ledger) is the realist. “If you can’t fix it, you gotta stand it.” he says when faced with Jack’s idealism. The difference between the two characters (and by extension the Idealist and Realist) is the scope of the viewpoint. Jack (The Idealist) sees only himself and Ennis, and thus sees no impediment between them. Ennis (The Realist) ostensibly sees the same lack of barriers, but instead is overwhelmed by the barriers they would face together. Jack’s idealism sees only the relationship; Ennis understands where their relationship falls on a bigger picture and views at untenable.
Steve’s not shy about telling Danny how he wishes he could quit him (or vice versa) but they both know they can’t.
Unlike the McDanno idealist who sees only the on-screen relationship and wonders how it’s possible McDanno hasn’t been made “canon” (that is, the perceived romantic and/or sexual nature of their relationship is made clear in the actual production of the series), the McDanno realist understands that the obstacles facing the actualization of any canonized McDanno canoodling are just as formidable as those faced by the fictional heroes of Brokeback Mountain.
Unlike Jack and Ennis, we no longer live in a world where the idea of two men in a stable, loving relationship is limited to some very specific neighborhoods in a select handful of the continent’s more progressive large cities. The “real world” that McDanno inhabits is one where gay men and women are increasingly accepted (although a major LGBT topic has yet to be featured in an episode of H50 – other than Danny’s mild annoyance and McGarrett’s bemusement at suggestions they act married, we have little if any indication of our boys’ attitudes toward the topic at all). So what, then, are the obstacles to a full-blown, canonized McDanno? Let’s review:
The Genre: H50 is a police procedural, not a romance. It’s like the meatball on the spaghetti. Is H50 better with McDanno? Absolutely. Is it absolutely necessary? No. Perhaps it speaks to the infancy of positive portrayal of queer theory in mainstream media, but character comings out has a tendency to hijack the show. To canonize McDanno would completely transform the show from a police procedural set in Hawai’i to that gay cop show. The show would also quickly degenerate into Rom-Com with well placed national brands. Chemistry is a tough horse to tame. There’s a reason that Niles and Daphne on Frasier took so long to get together – it’s because once they did, they sucked. The producers of The X-Files were another group that were frequently asked why there was no romantic involvement for Mulder and Scully throughout that show’s long run. The answer was simple: it would change the focus. It wouldn’t be X-Files anymore, it would be Beverly Hills 90210. Steve and Danny staring googily eyed at each other for ten minutes an episode is amusing – an hour’s worth of it would send all but the most ardent McDanno fans fleeing. Bottomline: It would be hard to pull off without a format change, and while the ratings have tanked lately, format changes are a last-ditch effort. If it’s not broken you don’t fix it.
At the end of the day, it’s still a cop show, no matter how bad Steve wants to scoot closer.
The Characters: Speaking of keeping the plot moving, let’s talk about what makes for compelling characters. In order for a character to keep their hold on the audience’s interest, they have to be, well, interesting. At the HIFF event in Honolulu in October 2011, Peter Lenkov spoke about how the commonality between each of the Five-0s is that they’re all lost souls searching for their place, and they’ve reached a sort of entertaining purgatory in Five-0. Outside the unit, they’re wandering aimlessly – uninteresting filler in an uninteresting scene. Inside H50 they find this sort of tentative comfort that makes for good comic relief and “aww” moments between not-really-dead Moms and trailer fires on modeling junkets. Each of them are still searching for something, however, and it’s what keeps the viewer tuning in. They’ve identified with the character and begun to care about them from the B-plots, and their inability to settle is what keeps them coming back to unravel more. Steve keeps looking for answers about his family, Danny struggles to come to terms with living in Hawai’i and watching his daughter grow up too fast, Kono tries to prove herself and juggles her affection for Adam Noshimuri with a growing distrust, and Chin grapples with coping with the death of his wife. Remaining lost is important to our team; it speaks to the elusiveness of happiness and the futility of seeking it vis a vis the team’s triumphs.
Bugger me if they’re not holding hands. At least one of them looks happy about it.
The Business: Make no mistake – just like any other business in the entertainment industry, the artistic quality of the work is tempered by its viability. Networks are not charities, and a show as expensive as H50 has to remain profitable to keep its timeslot. The price of the average slot of the 15 minutes of ad space that take up an hour long broadcast is directly related to the ratings. The more viewers an advertiser can reach, the more they’re willing to pay. The show’s content has to keep existing viewers, and also attract new ones. If the number of new viewers watching the show for McDanno has neared saturation and begun to taper off, and it only makes sense to balance the needs of those viewers more evenly with those tuning in for a police procedural, or a Hawai’i travelogue, or even the odd McRoll shipper (that is, fans of Steve’s prostituting himself for intel relationship to Catherine Rollins). Now in the first half of the season we’ve definitely seen the waters being tested. We’ve seen more McDanno than we did last season, we’ve seen more explicit/boundary-pushing McDanno than we’re used to, and we’ve seen a lot more buzz from the network and the producers than we have in the past.
The H50 producer and showrunner famously sent a tweet with a photo of Steve and Danny for lack of a better word snuggling on the couch during one of the episodes that caused a mini riot among the McDanno fans. The caption? “Our Modern Family.”
We’re told this was merely an ad lib that made it into the final cut, but it gives us a compelling (if not somewhat Idealist) vision, although the question that it stirs is rooted in Realism. Why the hell not have your cake and eat it too? Human emotions are much more complex than tradition seems to allow, and it’s not entirely too far off base that it’s possible to have a primary, affectionate if not explicitly sexual (non-traditional) relationship between our two male heroes and a secondary (traditional) relationship on the periphery.
To close, I’m reminded of the sentiments of the Baker’s Wife from Sondheim vehicle Into The Woods (expertly and Tony Award-winningly portrayed by the incomparable Joanna Gleason) after she boffs a married prince in the woods in a moment of hurried “We’re About To Die Anyway” lovemaking (attribution where attribution is due.)
There are needs, there are standards,
There are shouldn’t and shoulds.
Why not both instead? There’s the answer, if you’re clever.
Have a child for warmth, and a baker for bread
And a prince, for… whatever…